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twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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No matter what language we speak, no matter how far we live from each other. Most of us experience love and heartbreak exactly the same way. And by showing up tonight, you have also taught me that, no matter what love or heartbreak throws at me, it's gonna be all right. Because tonight, we get to sing, and we get to dance, and we get to jump up and down, with you, my closest friends.

4 hours ago with 4431via , source

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

4 hours ago with 262771via , source

racisrn:

racisrn:

someone send me anon hate

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thanks

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Anonymous asked: don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?

alchemy:

i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys

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internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

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Happiness isn’t a constant. You get fleeting glimpses. You have to fight for those moments, but they make it all worth it.

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