IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT
WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
No matter what language we speak, no matter how far we live from each other. Most of us experience love and heartbreak exactly the same way. And by showing up tonight, you have also taught me that, no matter what love or heartbreak throws at me, it's gonna be all right. Because tonight, we get to sing, and we get to dance, and we get to jump up and down, with you, my closest friends.
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys
Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first
Happiness isn’t a constant. You get fleeting glimpses. You have to fight for those moments, but they make it all worth it.